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bancul#270

Un moldovan la restaurant in Franta.
Chelnerul ii aduce meniul.
Rasfoieste el meniul, insa in franceza nu pricepe nici o boaba…
Deschide o pagina la intamplare si arata chelnerului cu degetul.
Chelnerul ii aduce… un morman de fasole.
Sede tipul si mananca fasolele, da in sinea sa gandeste: blin… eu, in Franta, la restaurant… si mananc fasole de parca is acasa in Moldova…
Indoapa el fasolele, deja nu are incotro, insa se uita la masa de alaturi… acolo lumea savureaza niste pui.
Termina ei puiul, cheama chelnerul, si ii zic:
- Repeter!
Si chelnerul le mai aduce pui.
- Aha! - gandeste aista in sinea lui - puiul in franceza se numeste “repete”!
Indoapa el fasolele cu de-a sila, si cheama chelnerul.
Comanda scurt:
- Repete!
Si chelnerul ii mai aduce un morman de fasole…

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