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bancul#269

Un tip la restaurant, comanda felul intai.
Vine chelnerul si-i aduce farfuria, si degetul cel mare il tine in supa.
Comanda tipul felul doi.
Vine chelnerul si aduce farfuria, insa acelasi deget il tine in piure.
Comanda tipul cafea.
Aduce chelnerul cafeaua, cu acelasi deget in cafea.
Tipul nu mai rezista:
- Bre, cu supa am crezut ca e intamplator. Cu piureul am crezut ca e coincidenta. Insa deja si cafeaua!..
- Apoi, - zice chelnerul - am la deget o buba care puroiaza si doctorul mi-a zis s-o tin la cald…
- Da in cur nu poti sa ti-l bagi?!!!
- Pai, cand is la bucatarie, asa si fac, insa nu pot iesi in sala cu degetul in cur…

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